There is something slightly embarrassing about that moment when you're walking down a hallway in work to a kettle singing quietly to yourself when you realise someone can hear the song you've just made up and have been chanting to yourself on the way. Oops :/
The son has made a few people laugh so I'll share it with you. To the tune of Flight of the Conchords' 'Prince of Parties', here's the coffee song for you:
Coffee...
I'm a caffine, coffee zombie
coffee beans are oh so nommy
cream and sugar are delicious
but black coffee is coffee-licious
chaff-chaff chaff-chaff chaff-chaff chaff-chaff
chaff-chaff chaff-chaff chaff-chaff chaff-chaff
chaff-chaff chaff-chaff chaff-chaff chaff-chaff
chaff-chaff chaff-chaff chaff-chaff chaff-chaff
I'll make coffee, you can rate it
Sit back while I purculate it
Hot, just brewed, it will be nommy
Then you'll be a coffee zombie!
Coffee...
I'm a caffine, coffee zombie
coffee beans are oh so nommy
cream and sugar are delicious
but black coffee is coffee-licious
chaff-chaff chaff-chaff chaff-chaff chaff-chaff
chaff-chaff chaff-chaff chaff-chaff chaff-chaff
chaff-chaff chaff-chaff chaff-chaff chaff-chaff
chaff-chaff chaff-chaff chaff-chaff chaff-chaff
I'll make coffee, you can rate it
Sit back while I purculate it
Hot, just brewed, it will be nommy
Then you'll be a coffee zombie!